They think because I’m 12 years old I can’t reach as high as I used to.
I wasn’t being naughty. It was almost my dinnertime and no one was home. I got worried that I wouldn’t get my dinner tonight. I know, I know, I’ve gotten my dinner right on time for 4,442 nights in a row, but there’s always a chance this will be the night they forget.
You can’t be too careful these days
Rose, the Irish setter